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ALEX'S WEB PAGE

WELCOME

Hello Kiddies, by that I mean boys and girls .. ladies n gentlemen, males and females .. and yes .. even you of the non Germanic kind. First and foremost this is my webpage .. and if U have a problem with me or anything i have to say then i say you get your hypocrytical ass out of the page .. u got a lot of nerve .. telling people what they can and cant say .. shesshh .... On this site ill speak my mind .. from the various topic headings of Formula1 crash driving to the fine art of Oragami ... and yes .. this is site is suitable for kids of all ages .. and no dont even bother trying 2 take legal action against me over some of the things i have 2 say .. coz Id rather just shut the site down, than c ur ugly ass in court over a period of weeks .. so apart from that .. happy surfing ... 
                                           
                                        Fondest Regards -  *Alex*

Hey people .. do you feel like your suffering from Hepatitis C ? well the odds are you probably have Hepatitis C ... hurry quick c a Doctor ... for this Syndrome is no joke ... it will get you and anybody u ever cared about .. and thats a fact brother 

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Plz dont read this quote:
 
If You have read this quote you have just wasted around ........ 7-8 seconds of your life ... however that number would increase vigerously .. depending on how fast your read rate is ... if u were illiterate however you wouldnt have 2 worry about this .. because ... u CANT READ
 
Note: Alex has nothing against the Illiterate of Australia ... infact Alex gives donations Reguarly to such Pro-Illiterate Charities.  

FAN OF THE MONTH

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Sorry Kids, I know its been a while since I last updated this site and for that I am truley truley sorry ... anywho .... meet Lester. Lester is a 33 year old homeless man, who suffers from a mild form of dimensia. Lester thinks that he is the son of none other than the late great Jim Hensen (the man who made 'The Muppets' and the characters of 'Sesame Street'). Now whilst that is semi-beleivable, Lester's credibillity is some what questionable as he also states that he lost his genitalia during the German Blitz on London (which took place a good 38 years before he was born ... Fkn Idiot ...).
 
Thanks for supporting the Site Lester, keep those car windows clean !

If you have an issue that you feel the need 2 take up with me personally, regarding my page, or a derogitory remarkin which i may have offended you you may contact me on:
 
13 11 66 - If a person answers saying something about Pizza Hut, let em have it .. its just me playing a joke.